Was there ever a garment better designed than the hoodie?  Perfect for obscuring your face when you're on a top secret mission or your ears are cold.  The pocket is in the front and you can reach all the way through it with either hand.  Plus, you can carry things in it just like a kangaroo.  
This one is even better because it has the official logo for The Legend of El Chupacabra.  You're probably wondering, how do I know for certain that it's truly the "official" logo?  You can't.  You're just going to have to trust me.  Wear it with pride and be a member of the Chupacabra tribe.

100% of the profits from the sale of this product will go toward the film budget of The Legend of El Chupacabra, a monster-thriller comedy set to begin filming in South Texas in the fall of 2022.