This lightweight long-sleeve tee is perfect for people who hate the way their arms look or get cold easily.  You know, the kind of people who bring a blanket to the movie theater.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  The point is that they're going to the movies.  That makes them cool.  
We're going to the movies too, but first we have to film the movie and that costs money.  So we're selling this long-sleeve tee shirt to raise money for our film, The Legend of El Chupacabra.  You buy the shirt.  We get the money.  We make the movie and then we can all go to the movies.  And wear long-sleeve tee shirts with the official logo when we do.  It's genius.
100% of the profits from the sale of this product will go toward the film budget of The Legend of El Chupacabra, a monster-thriller comedy set to begin filming in South Texas in the fall of 2022.